Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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