We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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