Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He called his prostate his "boner button".
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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