They should really pass out barf bags in church
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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