you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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