i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
