But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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