Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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