so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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