I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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