They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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