i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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