Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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