I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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