Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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