I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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go home
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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