People in love make me want to vomit
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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