IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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