Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha