Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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