We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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