I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's never too late to be topless.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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