I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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