I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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