I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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