I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Non-Jews are for practice
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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