They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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