Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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