I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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