I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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