I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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