lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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