I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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