im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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