I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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