it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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