please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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