im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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