ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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