I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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