you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
where are you?
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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