I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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