Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Randomize
