i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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