Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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