he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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