she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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