It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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