Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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