they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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