I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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