idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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