So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
third nipple confirmed
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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