Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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