Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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