Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
