I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
cat food counts as protein by the way
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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