Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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